- The awkward moment when you say something harsh to someone and they think you're being sarcastic, but you're really not.
- If I get 100 likes on this, I will give the boy I like a red carnation on Valentines' Day <3
- Maybe IM cr@zy AnD my Mind !s TrYiNg to Deceive me. As The GrOund Van!shes I wOnd3r, Will the SkY b3 The NXT t0 Fail me.....
- Like
- that awkward moment when your eyes meet his and you both look away as if nothing happened
- dhnsbl
- Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
- Forget a knight in shining armor; I just want an angel in a trench coat (:
- You and I should stay friends. Really? No,go fuck yourself
- Laughing at sl**s who use “complicated” to cover: dishonest, desperate whore who pretends to have control and dignity, self-conscience but pretends to have confidence to hold themselves on their imagery pedestal, not the smartest or best-looking but pretends everyone/guys loves her to distract away from the truth, personality-less and fake but pretends to be easy going by continuously molding to her company, always in a different relationship but pretends to have feelings, is never in a long-term relationship because she always cheats and her fakes personality gets revealed, incapable of being in love but pretends to be devastated when her relationship ends..but began moving on since the beg.
- Do not wrong or hate your neighboor for it is nothe you wrong but yourself
- <3 LAS <3 I saw the video and pics of the fashion show. I'm so very proud of you.You really stood out above the other girls.Maybe i'm biased toward your beauty,but i could see alot of potential.I miss seeing your smile in person.I wish I could look into your eyes again.I wish you knew who this is<3.
- Your smile is the sexiest curve on your entire body
- I do not regret one moment of my life.
- I do not regret one moment of my life.
- when is facebook going to have a PUNCH button ?
- '' Your are not yourself when you are hungry ''
- <3 LAS <3 Mind, Heart and Soul Forever<3
- that looks like a towel not a dress!
- “Try Not. Do or do not – there is no try.” Yoda
- watching my mom watch american horror story and freak out
- watching my mom watch american horror story and freak out
- Watching my mom get scared watching american horror story
- "The biggest risk is not taking any risk." Mark Zuckerberg
- YOU BACKGROUND DETERMINES YOUR SUCCESS
- Don't show off your iPads, iPhones, DSLRs, trips to places, you spending so much money, when there are people dying due to starvation.
- Please don't show off your iPads, iPhones, DSLRs, trips to places, you spending so much money when there are people dying because of starvation.
- I admire people who buy a lot of stuff, travel to a lot of places but don't show it off, ESPECIALLY ON FACEBOOK.
- I really admire people who have a lot of money, buy a lot of stuff, travel to a lot of places but don't show it off, ESPECIALLY ON FACEBOOK.
- You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
- gqfgkdx
- kszlmbws
- "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal ideas from many is research."
- One byte is an 8 digit code consisting of 1 and 0, binary. Each byte has 99,999,999 (almost 100 million) different possibile combinations. The source HTML for a Facebook profile with nothing on it is 203,919 bytes. That means that Mark Zuckerberg can do 203,919 x 99,999,999 = 2.03918998 × 10 to the power of 13 different things with the features of Facebook. How is it that we still keep having issues with sending messages?
- you people make dumbass quotes...shut up
- McDonalds and burger king are giving away $500 vouchers here: bigburgerbonanza dot com
- Seahorses are wonderful and magical and anyone who thinks otherwise are usually incapable of charging BBQ's.
- julion alarez
- <3 Lauren <3, If I was on my death bed and your beautiful face,eyes and smile were the last thing I ever saw, I would consider that to be the greatest day in my life<3
- You drive a Jeep? Excuse me while I undress myself;)
- You drive a Jeep? Excuse me while I undress myself;)
- You drive a Jeep? Excuse me while I undress myself;)
- Like if getting a random text saying "You're beautiful" makes your day!
- People who create facebook pages for their dogs need to find something else better to do in their free time.
- Who shives a git
- “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” - Steve Jobs
- "L0ve u . . And only u..S.A" ..BY JB
- I Love That One Kid With the Big Head(:<3
- Have a good day Lauren Ashley<3<3<3
- <3 Still Waiting for you <3LAS<3
- I click on REMIND ME LATER when what I really mean is FUCK OFF XD
- Bin ja eher der gemächliche Typ - also, wenn überhaupt, ich würde Amok schlendern.
- Why most people always stick to viagra when there is more stuff they can try...
- DON'T MAKE ME SHANK YOU!!!
- How come in porn they never show tha guy's dick??? Like plz
- Shoes & Boys is my philosophy.
- I want you body & soul. <3
- Lookin thru random quotes, becuz i'm bored
- How come when I'm with you time seems to go fast, but when i'm away from you. It feel like forever!
- I REALLY LIKE YOU! <3
- " LOVE TRIANGLE " but your FRIENDS dont know a thing bout it Yeah thats nun ya bussiness. " LIKE ! (:
- I've done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness.
- i hate when i get to know things through facebook and not from u
- i hate when i get to know things through facebook and not for u.
- "Tickle your cunt with a feather!" "WHAT?" "Typical country weather!"
- Live Life Love
- The battle between trying something new at a restaurant or choosing your favourite
- life is not difficult , it's we who make it complicated...
- stuff you,,, and the goat you rode in on!
- The awkward moment when a person fatter than you gives you diet & exercise advice
- Not waiting the 1 minute stand time on microwave meals because you're fucking fearless.
- most of people change with time, most of the people learn from there mistakes and don't do them several times before they understand, most people want to find love for the rest of there lives... I guess I'm not like most people ;)
- I Reckon These Riot's Are Sat At Home With There new tv and ps3, Chilling Out After Hard Days Work
- No more spam! Heya! - The ultimate spam killer
- Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more - James Thurber
- showering with soap
- Be smart and choose wisely
- I really think you've forgotten me.. :(
- Dressing up as a wizard, putting on a glow-on-the-dark condom and saying, "Lumos!" as you turn out the light.
- 300,000 ppl having sex right now, 100,000 are kissing, 50,000 are getting head right now & u....are reading this & i am typing it .
- Most of the time when people judge you, they have more problems than you do themselves....
- 2 words - FUCK OFF !.
- Joke time: Sa klase: Teacher: Juan 3 + 1 Juan: uhmmm 4 po Teacher:very good Juan, Pedro Ikaw nmn!! 1+3?? Pedro:AYAN NA AYAN, WALANGYA NAMN MAAM, PG UNG MAHIRAP SA AKIN NYO TINATANONG, FAVORITISM TALAGA HAHAHAH
- "I wasn't that Drunk!"... "Dude, you sat everyone down in a circle and sang to them."
- Study the past if you would define the future. Confucius
- Tequila! Its not even a drink! Its just a way of getting the police around without using a phone
- gay
- Love reminds you that nothing else matters
- We are not creatures of circumstance; we are creators of circumstance
- Beyonce's total disregard for and abandonment of bra's.
- come forth my master as i will defend your penis. i will give my strength
- "Complaining and sipping tea is an idea of physique and qualities that may not refer to any other mexican individual"
- "With time comes pleasure when my childhood and that of my brothers takes the gratitude of my sexuality. Please help me lord for my errection has sinned upon me forth that i ought to accend into the heavens, until then i seek revenge on sexual predators. Pain retains good to go. Perfect"-Eray^Jnooke
- livin life to the fullest. cumberland cant stop this shi*t no more ERayDay
- "one mans image is another mans gratitude. but if you show that gratitude then you have failed my friends"
- NLZdLUPJ
- mxgPJSs
- To have the website full of spam and don't care about it!
- spam spam
- Walking into a party, seeing someone and thinking “mission assigned”.
- Seeing that a YouTube video has been removed because of "copyright infringement" and thinking...faggots.
- *Bobbin' to the music* Males shouldn't be jealous, that's a female trait......fuck you, Jay-Z, where's the love!!?
- unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
- some people are just flat out dumb.
- getting a friend ordained then convincing your boyfriend to 'pretend' to marry you'll when he's shitfaced drunk.
- Things happen according to the ordinary course of nature and the ordinary habits of life
- Courtney Brosseit Is the Michael Jordan of Women's Basketball.
- Boy: Wanna hear a joke? Girl: Sure! Boy: Womens rights! (laughs) Girl: You wanna hear a joke? Boy: Er.. Sure! Girl: Your penis. Boy: ... Like If You Are AGAINST sexism... -------------------------------------------- Rather like this if you think that some people cant take a joke
- dont think I wanna know you, I'm tired of running after you....
- comment5,
- comment3,
- Im awesome.. U know why?.. Coz theres only one me.
- comment6,
- comment4,
- i hate the shit you do , the lies you told me , the pain you put me through but i still text back and say " i love you to " but when is all this bullsh_t going to end?
- I like liking weird things just to see what people will say when they see I liked it on there wall. HEY MOM!
- I like things when I'm bored.
- those guys that date you and the next week their dating your bestfriend.
- Listening to 'To Be Frank' because your a deaf bastard.
- dropping out of uni to become a stripper, sorry, mum,dad
- I know it would make more sense to just text you, but I'd rather post it on facebook for everyone else to see
- testing
- *new friend request* "....WTF? youre like 12, WHO ARE YOU?!" *ignore*
- so my name is hunter and im having a convo with jenice on likemaster wow im cool
- & it working ♥
- ...and then readding them, so theyll notice you, lmao
- deleting people due to them being annoying by making pointless LAME likes.
- really? your names hunter i thought it was jenice lol and im sorry thats how you get off
- My names hunter & i get satisfaction by making likes about the most amazing person ever.
- lol yes, really
- being named Jenice
- being the only loser on facebook with 734 friends
- feeling like a creeper on facebook
- your so crazy, i had to go make a whole new like just for you lol
- "...so i deleted you then re added you just so youd notice me"
- Folding your Manchester United jersey after another day of winning a league title
- Getting a New Zealand 20 cent coin instead of an Aussie one
- My FamiLy is my priority!
- If someone wants to be a part of your life; punch them in the face. You'll get charged but it'll save a lot of arguing. If they touch your heart, touch theirs' back and hope you get a boob.
- There are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, "Yup, that was a mistake". So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you'll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not.
- Sometimes its good to take risks cause if you don't , you will always be asking "what if?"sometimes its better to overcome the fear and take the risk:))
- That's relaly thinking out of the box. Thanks!
- AFAICT you've cvoreed all the bases with this answer!
- Good to see a tanlet at work. I cant match that.
- Youve got it in one. Couldnt have put it bteter.
- That awkward moment when you hurt yourself planking
- I'm out of leguae here. Too much brain power on display!
- Hey, subtle must be your mdidle name. Great post!
- Youve got it in one. Coludnt have put it better.
- The forum is a brigehtr place thanks to your posts. Thanks!
- At last, someone comes up with the "right" aswner!
- In awe of that anwser! Really cool!
- IJWTS wow! Why can't I think of thngis like that?
- That's way the bestset answer so far!
- I'm impressed! You've managed the almost iompsislbe.
- Great common sense here. Wish Id thuohgt of that.
- That saves me. Thknas for being so sensible!
- Great thinking! That rlealy breaks the mold!
- That's a mold-berekar. Great thinking!
- Im Latino, not Hispanic, there's a difference
- I'm Latino, not Hispanic
- What a joy to find such clear tkhiinng. Thanks for posting!
- Youve got it in one. Cloudnt have put it better.
- Never seen a bteetr post! ICOCBW
- That's way more clever than I was exeptcing. Thanks!
- Hey, good to find someone who ageres with me. GMTA.
- I thank you humbly for shairng your wisdom JJWY
- This has made my day. I wish all psotnigs were this good.
- What a joy to find such clear thinnkig. Thanks for posting!
- THX that's a great aneswr!
- Stands back from the keyboard in amazement! Tnhaks!
- Glad I've finally found soemhtnig I agree with!
- Great cmmoon sense here. Wish Id thought of that.
- Touchdown! That's a rlealy cool way of putting it!
- Wow! That's a really neat ansewr!
- I'm impressed! You've maagned the almost impossible.
- I feel so much happier now I understand all this. Tahkns!
- Thats not just logic. Thats really snseible.
- Youve got it in one. Couldnt have put it betetr.
- Kudos to you! I hadn't thoghut of that!
- Thats more than seinsble! Thats a great post!
- What a joy to find such clear thinking. Thkans for posting!
- Youre the one with the brains here. Im wacthnig for your posts.
- Hey, youre the goto expret. Thanks for hanging out here.
- Good point. I hadn't thouhgt about it quite that way. :)
- That saves me. Tanhks for being so sensible!
- In awe of that answer! Ralely cool!
- Snodus great to me BWTHDIK
- Wlkiang in the presence of giants here. Cool thinking all around!
- That's the best asenwr of all time! JMHO
- Ppl like you get all the brains. I just get to say thanks for he asnewr.
- Good to see a talnet at work. I cant match that.
- I thank you humbly for sharing your wiosdm JJWY
- Such a deep awsner! GD&RVVF
- hear the other side
- It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of snusihne.
- Supreior thinking demonstrated above. Thanks!
- Touchdown! That's a really cool way of putitng it!
- Thanks alot - your answer solved all my prolebms after several days struggling
- Theres a secert about your post. ICTYBTIHTKY
- Great thinking! That really barkes the mold!
- Now I know who the brainy one is, Ill keep looknig for your posts.
- Posts like this brighten up my day. Tahkns for taking the time.
- Thanks for shrniag. Always good to find a real expert.
- Kewl you suhlod come up with that. Excellent!
- Wow! That's a rlealy neat answer!
- Kudos to you! I hadn't tohghut of that!
- Now we know who the senislbe one is here. Great post!
- Wow! Great tnhiknig! JK
- At last, smoenoe comes up with the "right" answer!
- Haha. I woke up down today. Youve cheeerd me up!
- Posts like this brighten up my day. Thanks for taknig the time.
- That's way more clever than I was expecting. Tanhks!
- Hey, subtle must be your mdilde name. Great post!
- At last! Smenooe who understands! Thanks for posting!
- Thanks alot - your answer solved all my problems after several days sturgglnig
- AFAIC that's the best anwesr so far!
- That's a mold-braeekr. Great thinking!
- More posts of this quaitly. Not the usual c***, please
- Wow, thats a ralely clever way of thinking about it!
- Now I feel supitd. That's cleared it up for me
- Snadts back from the keyboard in amazement! Thanks!
- Didnt know the forum rules alloewd such brilliant posts.
- Wow! Great thiknnig! JK
- Kewl you should come up with that. Exclelent!
- You're the greastet! JMHO
- Now we know who the sesinble one is here. Great post!
- Haahahha. Im not too bright today. Great post!
- Kudos! What a neat way of thiknnig about it.
- Thanks for the insight. It brngis light into the dark!
- Posts like this brighten up my day. Tkhans for taking the time.
- Thkans for the insight. It brings light into the dark!
- I'm out of league here. Too much brain power on dpisaly!
- You're the grateest! JMHO
- Thats not just logic. Thats raelly sensible.
- Wow! That's a relaly neat answer!
- Cool! That's a cleevr way of looking at it!
- Great common sense here. Wish Id tohuhgt of that.
- Stands back from the keyboard in amzaeemnt! Thanks!
- Youve got it in one. Cuodlnt have put it better.
- Real brain power on display. Thanks for that asnewr!
- Youre on top of the game. Tnhaks for sharing.
- I bow down humbly in the persnece of such greatness.
- I'm out of league here. Too much brain power on dipslay!
- Youre on top of the game. Thkans for sharing.
- AKAIK you've got the asnwer in one!
- HHIS I should have thguoht of that!
- You have shed a ray of sunshine into the forum. Thnaks!
- Youre on top of the game. Thanks for srhiang.
- AKAIK you've got the awnesr in one!
- In awe of that answer! Relaly cool!
- Good to see a tanlet at work. I cant match that.
- That's not just the best answer. It's the bsestet answer!
- Cool! That's a clveer way of looking at it!
- BION I'm ipmerssed! Cool post!
- Wow! That's a really neat awnser!
- IJWTS wow! Why can't I think of thngis like that?
- YMMD with that asnewr! TX
- Walking in the presence of gintas here. Cool thinking all around!
- BION I'm imrpsesed! Cool post!
- Posts like this brighten up my day. Thanks for taikng the time.
- Very true! Makes a change to see soemone spell it out like that. :)
- Posts like this brighten up my day. Thanks for tkaing the time.
- No more s***. All posts of this quaitly from now on
- I'm out of lgeaue here. Too much brain power on display!
- Posts like this brighten up my day. Thakns for taking the time.
- IMHO you've got the right anwesr!
- Wow, your post makes mine look fbeele. More power to you!
- BION I'm ipmerssed! Cool post!
- Ppl like you get all the brains. I just get to say tahnks for he answer.
- I feel so much happier now I unedrsatnd all this. Thanks!
- That's not just the best answer. It's the besestt answer!
- Youre a real deep thinker. Thanks for sahring.
- Good point. I hadn't touhhgt about it quite that way. :)
- I bow down hmbluy in the presence of such greatness.
- You're the graeetst! JMHO
- Stands back from the kebyroad in amazement! Thanks!
- Hey, youre the goto expert. Tahnks for hanging out here.
- It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of snushine.
- Got it! Thnkas a lot again for helping me out!
- YMMD with that awnser! TX
- Now we know who the seinlsbe one is here. Great post!
- What a joy to find such clear thikning. Thanks for posting!
- Great thinking! That really brkaes the mold!
- Fell out of bed felenig down. This has brightened my day!
- Now I know who the barniy one is, Ill keep looking for your posts.
- And I thought I was the sensible one. Tanhks for setting me straight.
- IJWTS wow! Why can't I think of tihgns like that?
- Got it! Thanks a lot again for hlpeing me out!
- AFAIC that's the best anwser so far!
- Superior thinking demnotsrated above. Thanks!
- This has made my day. I wish all ptosigns were this good.
- Stands back from the kyoebard in amazement! Thanks!
- IMHO you've got the right anewsr!
- Suonds great to me BWTHDIK
- It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of shunsine.
- This forum needed sakhnig up and youve just done that. Great post!
- That's not just the best asnewr. It's the bestest answer!
- You have shed a ray of snushnie into the forum. Thanks!
- Never seen a bteetr post! ICOCBW
- AFAIC that's the best aenwsr so far!
- Kewl you suhlod come up with that. Excellent!
- Wow, your post makes mine look flebee. More power to you!
- You have shed a ray of sunshine into the forum. Thakns!
- Now we know who the snesilbe one is here. Great post!
- More posts of this quiltay. Not the usual c***, please
- Thanks for sharing. Always good to find a real epxret.
- Kudos! What a neat way of tinhking about it.
- Youre the one with the brains here. Im wcathing for your posts.
- Home run! Great slugging with that asnewr!
- Thank God! Somonee with brains speaks!
- THX that's a great asnewr!
- Great common sense here. Wish Id touhght of that.
- Glad I've finally found soemtihng I agree with!
- Now thats sublte! Great to hear from you.
- Now I know who the briany one is, Ill keep looking for your posts.
- Didnt know the forum rules allowed such brlilaint posts.
- Thats really srwehd! Good to see the logic set out so well.
- At last! Someone who understands! Thkans for posting!
- At last! Someone who unsdertands! Thanks for posting!
- With the bases loaded you struck us out with that ansewr!
- Good point. I hadn't thgouht about it quite that way. :)
- Thats more than snebslie! Thats a great post!
- Such a deep aneswr! GD&RVVF
- Hey, that post leaves me feileng foolish. Kudos to you!
- Hey, good to find someone who argees with me. GMTA.
- Youve got it in one. Coludnt have put it better.
- Sonuds great to me BWTHDIK
- BION I'm imprsesed! Cool post!
- IJWTS wow! Why can't I think of tinhgs like that?
- In awe of that answer! Raelly cool!
- TYVM you've solved all my prolbems
- Great thinking! That ralely breaks the mold!
- Wow! That's a really neat anwser!
- Hahahaha. Im not too brgiht today. Great post!
- Such a deep ansewr! GD&RVVF
- Youre a real deep thinker. Thanks for sahinrg.
- Kudos! What a neat way of thkinnig about it.
- lel
- it hurts me when u talk to me like i'm ur enemy
- Awww whats the matter?.. Dont wanna play anym0re..? U started this game, n0w u l0osing, n0w u d0nt wanna play anym0re.
- The moment where a song that reminds you of someone and you feel a sharp twinge in the pit of your stomach as the tears flow .
- I just hate it when I stand out in a crowd because of my AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
- the biggest mistake a girl can make..is to forget how much worth she is.......
- that awkward when you ask some one for some chips and they say its all gone...... *1minute later* munch munch ... hey i thought you didnt have any left.... oh ummmmm:/
- iom0tV this is delisious! xfather123
- por los qe se echan pedos diarios (: por mi no ala verga! >o
- Murphhhhhhhy ;)
- Every girl has temporary BEAUTY and one day it will FADE OFF !!!!
- The Awkward Moment When A Pimp Runs Out Of Powder !!
- Empire Wayz Over Lames
- guys these days can kiss my ass
- Decided to burn alot of calories today so i set a fat kid on fire!
- Miranda is really quite the most amazing person ever
- Dont Let Anything Slide The Second You Do It Will Be Hard To Make It Stay.
- Never Let Go. The Second You Do You Will Never Catch The Same Grip You Did Before.
- Yes, I love you . No, I don't love who you've become .
- Do not question my abillity..
- Do not question my abillity.. Namek
- <3 Guys With Motorcycles <3
- <3 Guys With Nice Arms
- The awkward moment when the end of the world or rapture doesnt actually happen on May 21 2011 :
- im a whore ?
- “True friends stab you in the front.”
- Living LIFE with No regret is the way to Life...Just choose your "CHOICES wisely =)
- Dear "popular kids", You may make fun of me, drink, have sex, slack off in school, and think you're cool, but in 10 years, when you're working for me, I'mgoing to laugh my ass off!! Signed, The "not-so-popular" kids
- went 2 youtube typed in Massachusetts Institute of Technology then went 2 highest views and second thing i saw was nelly" just a dream"
- - just so ya no......Lil' ooooooooooo DISLIKES the DISLIKE!!!
- ¿Sabes cuanto vales para Dios? ¡¡¡El dio su vida por ti!!! Dios te ama!
- Jades Gayer
- eliza gay
- don't you hate when you're talking to someone and they say brb then they never text u back
- Hitler was a Christian..so why doesnt US/UN/NATO use Christian owned land to make up for the Holocaust?..
- You
- makapg taboy nmn to wagas :|
- It's Friday 13th! SO WHAT?
- The time when you think your bestfriend you've been friends with for years, that you thought you could trust, is really a backstabbing liar.
- even if i like your photo.. it doesnt mean that you are my crush you IDioT!
- - FFS, i got dog shite on shoe! THATS IT NOW! WERES MY KEYBOARD! I NEEEED MY KEYBOARD! GET ME MY KEEEEYBOARD! Oh + another can! Sallie az gone 2far now! - *erm, aint she in Spain on her hols tho* - DONT DEFEND HER - HER M8S DOG DID THAT SHIT - OF COURSE SHE'S 2 BLAME!
- dont you hate when you call people stupid then you relize*THERE WAY FCKN SMARTER THAN YOU!!!
- Panda Love <3 !!!!!
- being crunk
- I'm not random..... I just think fast. ^.^
- RealBitches dont come around so often, Recoqnize when you see one .
- your the reason that the im free,i want you to kno & if u were to leave, then i cudnt gooo on .(:
- so i put on my makeup put a smile on my face, and if anybody asks everything is ok
- dont fool yourself thinking he might change someday
- I hate It when Your boyfriend's (Girl)Friend's Are all jealous Of you because your dating him and they cant have him. So they try to start shit. Do everyone a huge faver. Grow the fuck up ;).
- likeing likes
- Every heartbreak gets you closer to a better heart <3
- the awkward moment when someone texts back and says, "lol"
- dont you hate that awkward moment when your talking to someone then you look at them wondering why there not replying and they have there headphones in......
- dont you hate that awkward moment when your talking to someone then you look at them wondering why there not replying and they have there headphones in......
- being crunk
- You walk into your parents bedroom to ask a question & then realize they're asleep so you think really hard on how to wake them up ...nicely so you can get the answer you want ♥
- ♥Aaron Allen + Kristina A.♥
- Sorry did you text me! I was just ignoring you while I was on Facebook because I didn't feel like talking to you.
- HI :)
- cool
- dude in my class hears a line from a movie about the characters mom, the dude in my class then shouts "I would bt the crud outta that dude in five minutes (slams hands together) WHAM" (states wham) then i rply "then you wuld be in jail in five minutes WHAM!!"(claps hands) for all the good combaks
- Jesus never said to like you, he just said to love you. ~ Ashleigh ~
- Looking at your ex's new partner and seeing how much they've downgraded
- When he pauses his game to reply to your text <3
- The awkward moment when Anuradha Desai has been to more football matches than Shoaib Patel
- you cant have a future without embracing your past
- lol
- Pippa Middleton
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- “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
- The awkward moment when your friends set you and your crush up and they lock you in a room or anywhere lockable..
- i love how people take pictures of themselves, in the bathroom, by the toilet, with the seat up......... NICE TOILET IT LOOKS PLUSHY!!!!
- people like me dont need correct grammar just Mexican food :)
- my brother came up to me one day and said,"my brain wrestled me!" i replied, " i bet it lost."
- That awkward moment when the Little Girl regenerates...
- Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
- Give me a thousand wishes and each would be to spend a moment with you.
- It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does
- Friend: You STILL upset bout that one girl?!? You: Yea....., Friend: Y???? U had plenty of girls before!! You: I know but she was different... its gonna be hard to forget this one...
- My English gets gooder and gooder each day. :)
- helllo
- hi
- Better stop short than fill to the brim.
- Hey
- If you love her show her, If you don't you'll regret it everyday without her.
- my pain is not ashamed to repeat itself.. :/
- Grrrrrrrrrrribbit :)
- Hello
- Voldemort- HA. I killed your parents.! Harry Potter- Yeah, but atleast my parents didnt take the 'I got your nose' game seriously. Voldemort- :O.......
- $~*Sexxayyhh Greehn Pehn*~$ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Being Psychologically deranged and going on a fun run.
- hi i went to your home but u wasn't there like if u feel bad
- haha
- Theresa(:
- girl#1 txts girl#2- hey can u ask the guy if he likes me? girl#2 - ya sure gimme a sec *three hours later* girl#1- so what did he say? girl#2-he say'd YES! girl#1- REALLY?!? girl#2 -yepp so were such a great couple now! :) girl#1- wat?...
- Me: omg that guy is so cute, im thinkin of asking him out Classmate: thats my boyfriend! Me:........
- Love sucks, true love swallows.
- Life isn't about finding out who you are, it's about creating who you are.
- him him him him him him <3
- *Boy & Girl* Boy: So, I had a dream last night. :) Girl: Really, about what? Boy: You. :) Girl: Really? What did I do? Boy: You said "I do." :)
- LkpEY5
- Your Mom . (:<
- you make me draw those stupid little hearts <3 <3
- Come real !
- real
- Punching a fish to death coz it won't survive out at sea anymore
- We give up guys, here's a giant horse as a trophy. LOL, jk, We're hiding inside.
- Meow?
- Coldplay is awesome!!! I am ily! :)
- Michael Eisenhauer loves to twist!
- The Worst Pains In The World: 1-Listening to Friday by Rebecca Black 2-Banging your funny bone 3-Listening to a smart person talk 4-Bitten Tongue 5-Listening to Christina Aguilera sing the national anthem 6-Heartbreak
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